March 2009
My heart cries out for the SW. It is calling my...
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“I think I just jizzed in my mouth.”
– Josh saying something he didn’t mean to.
“What are you, like trying to put yourself through college or something?”
– A question that was given to Jessyca on why she has three jobs, by a girl who has daddy pay for everything.
WANT: hugs and kisses and body heat and soft...
jilllian:
DO NOT WANT: To be at work.
“This pregnancy shit is not cool. There is no amount of cocoa butter that can fix...”
– Mehry on our human reproduction lesson for today.
Today
gagehuh:
stormykay:
I decided that it was time to go back to work.
Metroplex const.
I’m here today :].
I am waiting on Amy. I ant gonna lie. She scares me.
She is very religious, very judgementle. Last time she seen me I was a little ol 15, 16 yr old. I would barely come in, nor get things right. I think I caused her more work then what the day started out with. I dont know if my dad had...
Dear Moochelle,
It cracks me up that you went with Moochelle instead of Michelle. Why? I know you by no other name. In fact, the other day I was talking about you and Gage and I still referred to you as Moochelle.
Ohhhhh too cute.
Sincerely,
Sarah
“Haha. :(”
– Jessyca being a little bipolar in a text
“Did you piss a voodoo witch off when you were a kid or something?”
– jessyca
I have 71 followers.
jilllian:
At what level of followers do I officially become a Tumblr badass?
Dude. Give me some!
Two words
Nervous
Breakdown
A bugs life.
gagehuh:
I wonder what it would be like to be a bug? The life of a bug sounds not so complicated. Unlike humankind, insects seem to know what they want in life and are aware of their purpose.
If I was an insect, I would probably be an ant.
I step on ants.
“Sorry, I’m still laughing at you. I still hear you, but I’m just...”
– Jessyca
Waiting for the tow-truck with my car on it.
Sarah: Hey ladybuggggg........come here ladybugggg. Look at you ladybugggg. Mom, look, ladybug!
Sarah's Mom: See, everything will be all right.
“I feel like about 10% of our Tumblr posts are us talking about our Tumblr posts....”
– Me (via missjessyca)
"Yay! Ryan Ragsdale is following me!"
Sarah: "Yay! Ryan Ragsdale is following me!"
Me: "Oh shit, and that last post was about me bitching, too. Bitching? Really? Was I bitching? I have reason. He's gonna see all this posting about me bitching."
Sarah: "You should have heard this from my point of view."
Me: "Oh my. I was just bitching."
“*mad* *angry* *bitch* *mad* *spray perfume* Oh, I just ate my perfume, and it...”
– Jessyca
“Were you just dancing? I just imagined that, and it came out of nowhere.”
– Josh
in a text message that I randomly received from him.
to ≠ too
(via jilllian)
I wonder what level of strange it is that I...
(via jillian)
Yeah…those were my boobs.
Though some are able to make it to the oviduct in about five minutes, it can take up to an hour.
This supports the idea that douching after sex is an inefficient method of birth control.
Swim faster little guys, swim!
Only able to swim 2-4 mm per minute, sperm have to swim to the ampulla of the overduct. Which average is about 15-20 cm away from “deposit”.
This kills the chance of many surviving.
So what's the reason?
Why do only 200 out of 280 million sperm make it to the egg?
First, about half go up the wrong tube.
Second, sperm competition.
Women are basically whores. So sperm “know” that they must compete with other sperm to get to the egg.
Further information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_competition
A typical human male ejaculate contains 280 million sperm.
Of this many, only 200 make it to the destination.
I’m not a doctor. Class yesterday was interesting and I decided to post tidbits from the lecture. This is not to be used to prevent pregnancy. I am not to be blamed for ignorance.
Sperm shelf life
Have you heard the rumor that it lasts three days?
Truth is: the mean shelf life of a sperm is 1.47 days. This depends on the man.
Dear followers and Josh
Today is going to be sperm education day!!
Mostly with photos. And it will probably be over in the next 2 hours.
