Mason and I just got into a slap arms fight
Dear Gage, (PT.II)
I will not leave you behind when I go to the Maldives. But I definitely worry for my life since you threatened to murder me if I didn’t take you. I’ll sleep with one eye open while there. Sincerely, Sarah the Oklahomie
One day my mom and Emery came to visit
I took out the camera. Once Emery saw it he got closer and closer to me with a grin on his face. He loves the camera, and finds it to be fascinating. I captured it with several snaps of the finger. :) They’re adorable. See for yourself. :)
Son of a bitch...
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow: jilllian: themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow: I was supposed to get paid last night. I get paid via direct deposit. No deposit was directly deposited into my checking account. If it doesn’t show up tonight, I’m fucked for the weekend. Not just fucked, but PHUKT. I need an… unheart. ‘Cause that freakin’ sucks. :( You should suggest that to the people that run...
I just reblogged something making fun of tumblarity. While laughing at it I remembered you telling me yours after you became a tumblr superstar! Is it still ridiculously high?
missjessyca: jilllian: I love how my lovelies seem to be on Tumblr tonight at the same time I am. It’s fun. :) I heart you, Jill. The funny thing is that I was telling Jessyca that it’s awesome when we’re all on tumblr at the same time because we always reblog each other at once! <3 I miss you.
absoluticris: this gif i made is for all the people who complain about tumblarity. if i gave you lemons you wouldnt make lemonade, instead you would take a huge gaping bite from it and complain how sour it is.
gagehuh: jilllian: missjessyca: gagehuh: So I got my hair cut today. I spent one hundred and fifteen dollars on stuff to wear to this dinner party sunday and yeah. wow. I shouldn’t have. But I did. blah. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DOLLARS?!?! AND YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!?1?!?!!?!!1?! ZOMG TOO MUCH!!!1!!!1!!!!1! Gage is crazy over the top! You guys don’t even know. I bought a tie…. for liek...
The coolest thing I have found on my job at the archaeological survey was not an artifact of ancient peoples. But rather something that was used rather recently and forgotten about. It’s a treasure, and I’m going to try so hard to get it. (I was told they’re getting rid of it!)
-- We had hot dogs for lunch. We were leaving the apartment when he stopped me to clean some ketchup off of my jawline.
Me: How in the hell did that get there?
Shannon: Don't know. You were probably just excited because it looked like my penis.
Me: ... No, it didn't really look like your penis.
Shannon: Well it was big like my penis.
Me: Yeah, but it wasn't (descriptive details I won't kill you with)... And it certainly didn't taste like you.
Shannon: ... Really? I always imagined penis tasted just a little like hot dogs.
--bahaha. Some penis tastes similar to roast beef...... *whistles shyly*
Do not watch Koyaanisqatsi on YouTube. The quality...
(via ryanragsdale) I took all this into consideration and chose a bigfoot documentary instead. You do know that I leave in a few days, yes?
Subway should have a giant disclaimer that says...
(via ledger) Ha! I run into this problem every time as well.
OH MY GOD, PURE HEEBIE JEEBIES!!!!!